I’m not arguing with anybody I can’t have make up sex with!
Just kidding. But listen if I can have make up sex with you that means we have something that’s worth fighting/arguing for. So for that I’ll argue with you, just gotta promise to tear this ass up afterward! 👅💁🏽♀️
Okay okay, for real. If you’re anything like me I’m sure you’ve found yourself in arguments aka heated discussion with people, then you stop and think how the fuck I end up arguing with this dumb ass! Some folks just live life to be MAD and argue about everything and NOTHING!
So since my girlfriend is the only person I’m for real arguing with lemme give y’all the list of mufuckas I’m for sure NOT arguing with in 2018!
1. I’m not arguing with anyone that DOES NOT have insurance! Health insurance, life insurance, car insurance, renters insurance, home owners insurance, mobile phone insurance 😂 NONE OF YOUS! If you won’t protect your investments and your own self (yep, your own self) that tells me you don’t give a fuck bout nothing! Usually folks that don’t care about shit have a lot of time on their hands… I don’t. BEAT IT!
2. I’m not arguing with anyone that doesn’t read recreationally. What are you learning (yes LEARNING) yourself? Learning should be constant, knowledge is POWER. The shit you spend all day talking about… where did it come from? Facebook, Twitter, Instagram… smh. If so, I can safely conclude that you don’t believe in educating yourself or that you that you’re intimidated by knowledge. You then become an easy target for someone like me, so I’ll save both of us… you wouldn’t win the argument anyway.
3. I will NOT argue with you bible throwing, self righteous, religious folk! Nope. Won’t do it. Can’t make me. Honeyyyyyyyu y’all real “bout it bout it” (insert Master P’s bout it bout it face here). I’m not on the same shit y’all on. I think all religions are a form of cultism. I don’t like hypocrisy either and y’all love to preach love everyone one minute and the next, all that love and kumbaya you just had the Holy Ghost about is out the window. Y’all get real disrespectful. How dare others view the world differently from you and decide to live their lives differently. You won’t bully me into believing and I ain’t arguing with ya either. Y’all be in church for 72 hours on Sundays, I’m certain you have all year to argue with me and I ain’t here for it.
4. I’m not arguing with Trump supporters, bottom line… y’all stupid as fuck! And while I’m on Trump supporters lemme add racist Caucasians (both closeted and flamboyant). My PRO BLACK ✊🏽 PROUD TO BE BLACK 🖤 NEVER WANTED TO BE ANYTHING BUT BLACK ✊🏽🖤 Blickity blickity Black BA BLACK BLACK BLACK ASS is ready to go to war bout mine. I’m not the “owning” type of nigga! Read in-between those lines and move the fuck around!!!!!
5. I’m not arguing with picky eaters. Y’all malnourished asses, don’t eat but four foods and wanna argue all day. 🗣 HUSH. Go try something new. Get cultured. Then double back round, you’ll have more energy. I can go for rounds. 😁
6. I’m not arguing with black folks that watched football this past season. I’m too fucking black to argue with y’all. I don’t wanna hear “I love football man, I use to play” or “It’s my favorite sport, lemme have this”. What you can have is this side eye, followed by an eye roll because all I hear is I love football more than I love being black. #ICANTRELATE – I love us, for real 😂🤷🏽♀️
7. I’m not arguing with anyone that still fucks with R. Kelly. Defend him to me ONCE. Make an excuse for him ONCE. Yo ass is just as cancelled as he is. Robert Kelly ain’t no damn legend. He gets zero accolades as far as I am concerned. Take yo ole “oh no, not R. Kelly” ass on somewhere! I’m not giving him ONE SINGLE PASS, and you either. The fact that you can grove to his music knowing those songs could be about his sexual encounters with lil girls is beyond GROSS! Bye.
8. Lastly, I’m not arguing with anyone that’s walking round holding grudges. Grow up! You’re wasting so much good energy being mad. Let that shit go and live your best life. Whatever was done to you cannot be undone. Learn the art of forgiveness. Do the most selfish thing for the most selfless reason and F O R G I V E. They weren’t worth it then and they aren’t now. And I can’t argue with you because you’re weak. Yes, holding a grudge is for the WEAK. Your strength and your power is in forgiveness. I fuck with warriors. Boss up and forgive these folks, then come argue with me!
Until next time…